There are only a few things that I truly love in this world. I love sex, whiskey, and good music. However, when sex is not an option for one reason or another, or if I’m feeling a little too lazy to actually go out and get some, high-quality amateur porn is up there on my list as well. I need to emphasize “high-quality,” though, because there seems to be a shit load of really bad amateur porn on the web as well.
Places like Porn Hub or xHamster are notorious for user-uploaded porn (alongside the professional stuff), sure, but, more often than not, the user-uploaded porn you come across on these popular tube sites is subpar at best. I have little to no interest in seeing you fuck your “ridiculously hot gf’s bubble butt” if what you are actually providing is a shaky cell phone camera video of 10 or 20 seconds long, during which all I can make out is your “ridiculously hot” gf’s mole on her left butt cheek.
The point I am trying to make is that, although there is plenty of homemade porn available on the web, a great deal of it sucks. There are way too many people who really take the “amateur” aspect of amateur porn to heart. It seems like they’re not even trying! So, with that being said, allow me to give you a few pointers before you grab your iPhone and suddenly think you’re Ron Jeremy.
Tips on Making Homemade Porn
First off, if you’re going to shoot a porno, make sure you can last long enough to make a full video. This, right off the bat, will disqualify like 75% of you would-be filmmakers out there. If you don’t have the endurance to last at least 10 minutes in the sack, then we don’t need to see you fucking your girl in a porno. Leave it to those of us with the skills.
Secondly, put at least a little bit of fucking effort into your video. I’m not saying you need to write a script or put on elaborate costumes or anything. Just make sure you can keep the camera steady while you fuck. This actually sounds easier than it is. Chances are, in order to make this happen, you will probably have to not fuck as hard as you normally would.
If you are shooting a POV homemade porn, you either need to have a camera that is going to be good enough to keep up with a lot of motion, or you’re going to have to reign it in a bit. Try to keep in mind that someone is going to want to jack off to your video if you’re putting it on the internet. Give us something that we can realistically fap to!
Lastly, don’t forget that she should be the star of the show. This one kind of goes along with the last pointer. Put her in positions that show her body off; again, stuff we will actually be able to fap to. No matter how nice your comforter is, if it’s obstructing my view of your “ridiculously sexy gf” and her ridiculously sexy body, it’s not gonna make me cum. Just put some damn effort in, man.
Xxxaporn Only Features High-Quality Homemade Porn
Thankfully, for lovers of high-quality amateur porn such as myself, sites like xxxaporn.com exist. After spending just a little bit of time on xxxaPorn, it becomes clear that they do not tolerate shitty homemade uploads like other tube sites that just allow you to post whatever the fuck you want. Each and every video I looked at on this site was top notch … in other words, you can tell that these amateur couples actually put some time and effort into their movies before putting it out there on the internet.
I’m not sure if Xxxaporn combs through all the amateur content online and only provides the best of the best, if they have a strict submissions process, or what; but whatever they are doing is definitely working because the homemade porn on this site is awesome. Sexy girls getting banged right and with someone who has clearly used a camera before to capture the whole thing.
As soon as you land of Xxxaporn’s home page, it will probably look pretty familiar to other porn sites you’ve seen—black background, thumbnails, red and white text, etc. The only major difference between Xxxaporn’s design and that of many other sites I’ve seen is that Xxxaporn.com’s thumbnails are a lot smaller. There doesn’t appear to be any sort of need for this either, considering they do not seem to provide more thumbnails per page or anything. I’m not a huge fan of this, though. I had to zoom in quite a bit just to be able to tell which videos I wanted to watch.
Missing a Few Basic Features
Another issue I have with the site also concerns their thumbnails. I don’t know about you, but I always appreciate it when a site will provide previews of the videos if you hover your cursor over a thumbnail. Xxxaporn does not have this feature for some reason. This is particularly surprising because I thought it would be the industry standard by now to do this; almost every other porn site does this and I have come to grow accustomed to the convenience of it. It is really fucking annoying now when I stumble upon a site that does not do this.
Instead of providing previews of the video when you hover your mouse, a list of tags pops up to the right of the thumbnail. I don’t know how helpful this is. Especially since this is something that could easily be listed underneath the thumbnail, or, like many other sites, you could just access once you click into the video. However, I would not be nearly as bothered by this if the categories showed up this way in addition to providing me with a preview. In fact, that would be kind of cool, wouldn’t it? Definitely seems like a missed opportunity from a site design standpoint.
Another design flaw worth noting is that, when you do select a video, Xxxaporn does not offer a list of related or recommended videos. Instead, you are brought to a new page to load the video, and it appears with the thumbnails from the first page both above and below it. Even if you click into a video from page 45, the thumbnails from page one load. While this is not the worst example of site design I’ve ever seen, it is still pretty annoying and limiting in terms of browsing the site.
Some Disappointing Design Flaws, But Great Videos
Add to these shortcomings the fact that the site is a bit cluttered (not the best looking aesthetically) and the fact that they have ads, and I am a little bit underwhelmed. The ads, though, I should say, are not anything too ridiculous in terms of amount or content. They are all, at the very least, related to the content found of Xxxaporn.com, they are for other sponsored homemade porn sites. But, still, ads of any kind are annoying and can easily take you out of the experience. And this is a big fucking deal when it comes to the world of porn sites, since porn sites are (or at least should be) all about the experience.
All in all, I like Xxxaporn for their content. They have tons of really well-done homemade porn videos with some seriously sexy girls. Most of them are filmed well and on equipment that was at least made within the last decade. You also won’t have to worry about sifting through hundreds of 5-second videos to find something substantial to jerk it to … Xxxaporn knows what makes for good homemade porn, and so they host content accordingly.
I am not crazy about Xxxaporn’s site design or their lack of features. I would like to see them embrace a neater, more minimalistic site design, larger thumbnails, preview features, and a more integrated user experience overall. It also couldn’t hurt for them to adopt some community features. You know, a way for users to register as members, discuss videos in a comments section, maybe have some sort of forum where users can chat, connect, and share their own homemade content.
But if you are looking for a resource to quickly find some great, real amateur porn content, don’t mind a few ads, don’t care about community features, and don’t plan on doing a lot of browsing or perusing before you settle in on a scene, Xxxaporn will be a good place to go. If you are just looking for a quick fap and go site that only has high-quality amateur porn, I think you have found your answer.
In the meantime, I think it is time for me to go surprise my girlfriend with the new camera I bought on Black Friday. We’re way overdue for a little scene of our own. Who knows, maybe we’ll even make it onto Xxxaporn. Happy fapping, losers!