One of the weird, unspoken things about porn is that if you boil it all down, it’s really about making babies. All the pornstars are on birth control and you never see childbirth in smut, but just watching sends blood flowing to our genitals, readying us for procreation. Looking at it like that, maybe it’s surprising there aren’t more sites like Preggophilia.com.
Of course, most pervs are going to take one look at this site and realize there’s a damn good reason they leave pregnancy out of most porn. Preggophilia has an extremely specific demographic they’re catering to, but the morbidly curious may be interested as well.
Not Your Typical Fat Bitches
How specific is this site’s user base? Well, they’ve been around since 2011, but they get well under a thousand views a month. With so few sites like this, you’ve got to figure a lot of those views are the same pervs over and over again. It’s not enough to make a bunch of money, so you know this is somebody’s labor of love. I’m actually curious to find out if Preggophilia has actual labor videos, or just nudes of the lead-up.
Preggophilia is a forum, so the front page looks pretty different from most porn sites. There aren’t even many pictures aside from the Chaturbate sluts waiting along the side. I thought they just had big bellies at first, but nah, they’re good and thick with a child. Leave it to the pregnancy porn site to point out a whole category of webcam whores I never knew about.
The site logo at the top of the screen is honestly pretty damn good, so much respect to whoever designed the thing. It’s bubbly and cartoony, but the real piece de resistance is how they stylized the letter O. I thought it was a tit at first, because I’m used to looking at porno for regular creeps and perverts, but it’s actually a big, round, pregnant belly.
There are a lot of sex forums on the ‘net that are virtual wastelands that go days or weeks without any posts at all. That’s not the case with Preggophilia. This is a really active community of pregnancy fetishists.
Beside each sub-forum name is the number of posts, the number of threads, and the title and date of the most recent post. The stalest sub-forum here is the Site Support and Problems area, and that’s honestly a good thing. Too many posts in that section tells you it’s a shitty site.
The General Pictures sub has more than 35k posts, the most recent being an hour ago. The General Videos seems even more active, with nearly 44k posts and a post 20 minutes ago about a Sexy Dairy Lactating Girl. Pregnant Teens, Pregnant Candids, and Pregnant Celebrities are also big draws.
Videos of Pregnant Teens
You may have heard this about me, but I’m really into naked teenagers. The teens on this site may have babies in their bellies, but I’m actually hoping their own youth makes the stretch marks and shit less hideous to me. More power to you if that’s what makes you cum buckets.
I actually didn’t notice the sub-forum description until I actually clicked where it said Videos of Pregnant Teens. The text below? “Non-nude videos of pregnant teens.” Come on!
A lot of the posts in this sub have titles like “She’s 16”, “Cute 15 Year Old Girl”, and “14 Year Old Nadja in Overalls”, so yeah, I guess it’s better that they have clothes on. I don’t need the goddamn feds kicking my door down again. That said, my general preference is for young-looking but legal broads, that way we get to see all their naughty bits without risking anal prison rape.
I clicked on a thread titled Brazilian Dancing, because I like to see thick South American broads shaking their asses. The first post is just a plain-text YouTube link. To watch it, I have to copy, paste, and replace the hxxps with an https.
It’s kind of a pain in the ass just to watch a shaking ass in shorts, but I can see why they do it. YouTubers in general probably don’t want forums full of perverts rushing to their vids, and regular links would tip them off. Preggophilia users must be well-behaved if they’re not flooding the comments with requests to “show feet and vagene plz thx.”
Most of the Videos of Pregnant Teens seem to be candid YouTube clips, not intended for beating off. There are also clips from movies and shows like MTV’s Young and Pregnant. These are usually hosted on YouTube as well, but a few helpful pervs have posted downloadable versions or links to other video sites.
Please Show Me Some Titties
Next, I checked out the General Videos sub-forum. It’s the most active board on Preggophilia, offering “Videos of pregnant women, nude or otherwise.” The rules at the top say lactating is okay, but childbirth is a no-go. That’s fine with me, but I’m not sure how well it’s enforced. A post from earlier today has a few links to Birth/Labor Scenes from TV Shows. Maybe it’s all good here if it’s fake.
Remember those preggo cam girls I saw on the side of the front page? A very active conversation at the top of this sub stretches nearly 150 pages, with posts going back to July 2017. The topic? Even more pregnant cam chicks. Honestly, if I was looking for that, I’d definitely check this board instead of just clicking a goddamn ad. Like-minded perverts are always your best bet if you’re looking for very specific, very kinky shit.
Like the Videos of Pregnant Teens, most of the clips are presented with a crippled YouTube link. As a non-fetishist this annoys me, but I ain’t the demographic for it. If you get raging hard at a round belly, you might be satisfied with YouTube links to pregnant fitness instructors, scenes from Children of Men, and literal stock footage in a thread called Stock Footage.
Even though it’s largely clean material, the dirty stuff is easy to find. There’s a thread called Kinky Kristi - Jerk Your Cock for My Contracting Belly. I was hoping for a link to a free porn tube, but it’s a download link on Mega. The CreamyExotica thread has a good tube link, though, directing me to a vid of a thick, tatted-up broad twerking.
You know, I may suddenly understand the appeal. I mean, this chick ain’t visibly lacting and there’s no baby head peeking out of her cunt, so you’re out of luck if that’s what does it for you. To me, this looks like a thick Ebony bitch with a pot leaf inked on her round, jiggling ass. If you hadn’t told me that belly had a kid in it, I would have just thought it was extra cushion for the pushin’.
Alright, Let’s Get Weird
On my way in, I noticed a few sub-forums that really amp up the weirdness. Pregnancy porn is strange enough if you’re not into it, but you’d better prepare yourself for what’s next: Stories, Pregnant Morphs, and Belly Expansion and Cartoons.
There are a little over 400 threads in the Stories forum. While a lot of those vids I was looking at were clean as hell, the pervs writing this stuff are freaks. Winnie’s Pregnant Gangbang is some epic-length preggo erotica, and My Pregnant Niece has that taboo angle I can’t get enough of.
Pregnant Morphs cracked me up, because I didn’t realize it was a thing. I should have. It’s pretty common to tweak images to give bitches bigger tits or thicker asses. Guess what kind of Photoshop trickery they do in the Pregnant Morphs category.
The Belly Expansion forum is the biggest freakshow on Preggophilia. It’s fairly shallow as far as their boards go, with under 150 threads. This is the sub for people who just can’t get off to a chick with a normal pregnant belly. There’s all kinds of shit like ghosts inflating tummies, three-titted whores getting fat, and demons filling wombs.
This isn’t a site for normal sex fiends. I’m not sure I would even recommend it to fetishists for a quick, pregnancy-themed wank. Preggophilia (often misspelled as "preggophillia" and "preggophelia") is for the true fan of preggo broads, even when they’re not naked, who wants to join a very active community of similar freaks. If that describes you, you’ll love it.