What’s up, perverts and sluts? Today I’m going to check out a freaky little amateur site called PervertSlut. Maybe little isn’t the right word, because they’ve got thousands of free videos. They’ve only been around since 2015, but they’ve been steadily building their collection and their user base since then. They’re currently pulling about 6 million hits a month.
I’m going to tell you right away, this ain’t your typical amateur porn site. There’s plenty of stuff you’ll want to beat your meat to, but some of the material might be too much for even the most jaded of perverts and sluts. Morbidly curious motherfuckers are going to love the really sick shit on Pervert Slut.
Not Your Typical Amateur Porn
The site’s motto is Amateur Porn Videos: Free Homemade Sex Tube. Catchy, right? It’s all about the keywords for Google, and it’s technically accurate. At first glance, PervertSlut really does look like your typical amateur sex site.
I did have an issue with malicious spam pop-ups when I first started browsing the site. They were the style that looks like a Windows screen saying your computer is fucked up. I always wonder who falls for that, but obviously, people do because scammers keep doing it.
PervertSlut’s style is the typical porn tube view you know and love. Below the site’s name and motto is a massive grid of pornography. Newest shit is first. When I visited, I first noticed a woman sucking a dick in a bathtub, a blonde bitch taking a few Big Black Cocks, and an Asian chick getting butt-fucked.
It’s all amateur material. In fact, PervertSlut isn’t stuffed with professional smut masquerading as DIY porn like a lot of amateur sites. I wonder if it has anything to do with the other videos I noticed as soon as I pulled up the page.
Nestled in next to the Thai hooker getting banged is a video of a soviet slut pissing all over the place. Beside the teen gangbang is a guy flashing his dick at unsuspecting girls on a bus. Underneath the vintage clip of a poolside fuck, I found a couple dwarfs banging each other.
Just on the front page alone, I found catfight videos and elderly sex parties. There were shemales boning one another and a girl taking a huge, spiked dildo up the ass.
And so, so fucking many videos of people getting really intimate with their pets. If that’s too obtuse for you, I’m talking about zoophilia videos. You know, people fucking animals.
Bitches Who Love Dog Dick
Have you ever seen dogs fucking in real life? If not, allow me to fill you in on the horrifying details.
A dog’s cock has a little bulb that inflates with blood once he sticks it in the bitch. If she decides she doesn’t want it, too bad. It’s stuck until he’s done.
I know the kind of people who read this site, so I know I’m just giving you ideas. Well, I already looked into it and they don’t yet have surgery that will get you an inflating dick bulb. Your next best bet, I guess, would be to whack off to some of dog humping videos on PervertSlut.
There are other animals getting banged on the website. I saw plenty of thumbnails of people getting freaky with horses, and the image for the Dirty category has a chimp on it. People really love their dogs, though.
Here’s how dog-fuck oriented PervertSlut is. When you type Gangbang into the search, you get videos of people fucking MILFs, gorillas, blondes, pigs, Ebony babes, and so many dogs.
I’d say horses are the second most popular animal on PervertSlut. That’s really fucking dangerous. I saw a video once of a guy getting fucked to death by a horse. It thrusts one time, he screams, and then I guess he waited too long to go to the hospital. Be careful out there, kids.
Cats have a rape-dick similar to what dogs have, but theirs have barbs instead of bulbs. I didn’t see any cat-humping videos during my visit to PervertSlut, and I wonder if it has anything to do with a book I read as a kid: Revenge of the Tiger, by Claude Balls.
Stripteases with Lassie and Brian Griffin
The sub-genres of amateur smut on PervertSlut are, shall we say, non-traditional. The Categories page is like something from another dimension. The words make sense, but they don’t seem to go with the screengrabs they use to represent each category.
If you want to see a girl get boned by a dog, check out the Stripping category. If people getting banged by horses does it for you, you’ll want to look at the Anal videos. The Outdoor section has girls getting eaten out by dogs, Shaved has them getting fucked doggystyle by dogs. Don’t forget to stop by the Russian area to see Russian women having sex with horses.
About three-quarters of the way down the Categories page, the animals finally start disappearing from the thumbnails. The Student section has interracial cunnilingus, while Hookers has amateur video of prostitutes getting stuck with dicks.
You know, I was so distracted by all the videos of dog and horse sex that I completely forgot PervertSlut was ostensibly an amateur porn site. It all came back to me when I saw Titsjobs, Bisexuals, and Emo Girls on the menu. And a dog fucking a person for Striptease, for some reason.
It is worth noting that the categories with fewer people engaging in crimes against nature are way smaller. There are only 59 bukkake videos, but more than 10k in the Zoophilia section. You can watch 412 Pissing movies, but PervertSlut has 23k movies filed under Doggy. It ain’t sluts getting it doggystyle, either.
Young, Dumb, and Full of Cum
I made my way over to the Teen section because they don’t have Taboo or Incest areas. Well, and because I wasn’t sure how many more horse blowjobs I could stomach. Did you know an average horse load can be more than two cups of steaming, hot, sticky horse semen? Imagine how that would feel in YOUR stomach!
Of course, this is PervertSlut, so there are a bunch of dog videos mixed in. It does look like it’s mostly amateur teen fuck movies shot on phones or webcams.
I clicked on a video called My Dark Boyfriend In My Bedroom Undressing Me For Sex. The video loads with almost no buffering, but it’s potato-quality. That’s a damn shame, because I’m pretty sure this girl is hot as hell. She sure moves and moans like a champ.
The player is very basic and simple. There’s no way to adjust the quality, but there is a Download button. It’s not up to my standards, so I skipped this one.
Want to guess what’s in the Related Videos for this video of a teenage girl getting her brains fucked out while her parents were at work? Here are a few titles: Amateur Dog Rape Scenes, Petite Bare Honey Getting Pounded Zoophile, Dirty Slut Wife Getting Pounded By Her Well Hung Doggy, and Her Every Day Dose Of Doggy Cum Unfathomable Inside Her.
Don’t take a trip to PervertSlut expecting to avoid the pet porn. It’s just not going to happen. If you can’t maintain wood when you see nasty shit while you’re trying to watch (regular) nasty shit, don’t even bother.
I am pretty happy about one of the Related Videos with a couple blonde teens in a car. They start by making out and grabbing titties, and then we get close-ups of tight pussy getting fingered.
PervertSlut calls itself an amateur porn site. That’s technically true, but it’s pretty misleading. When people think amateur, they don’t think pregnant chicks taking monster dildos, or exposing yourself on public transport. They sure as hell don’t think tens of thousands of dog-fucking movies.
People who get hard watching people-animal sex will love PervertSlut. Those who don’t might be able to get a few cheap thrills out of the site, but most aren’t going to want to stick around to touch their dick.