Everyone has heard about the words yolo and selfie before, which is why I am pretty fucking sure you already know what yoloselfie.com will offer. However, those two words are not really enough to tell you if Yolo Selfie is actually worth the visit or not. Just so you do not have to waste your time with nonsense, I am here to tell you all about this place, so keep reading.
I prefer to do detailed reviews, and while I know that many do not give two shits about the site’s design as long as the content is good, I am not like that, which is why I believe that there are also some people who do give a shit. Well, the design on this site is very crappy, but I cannot say that I was surprised, since you have loads of free nude selfies, and free sites tend to look like shit.
All you will be offered is an empty page, that is not really empty… I know it sounds weird, but I do not know how to fucking describe their design. It looks like it came out of the 90s, bit at the same time it does not look like that. I hope I am not confusing the shit out of you, and if you do not understand what I mean, you can always just fucking visit the site.
Many selfies of gorgeous teens, milfs, lesbians…
However, even if the site looks like shit, it is user-friendly so I will not crap all over it too much. On top, you have the option to choose the category that interests you the most, and they do not really offer the basics, but much more. You do have some of the usual tags, like blowjob, lesbians, milfs, and so on… but you also have the less popular tags, like festival slits, asstastic, on off… I was not even sure what half of those tags meant, to be honest.
Obviously, I checked out their categories, and I must say that I was fucking pleased, and so was my cock. Once I opened a category, I got a review of the most visited tags of the current month, and in my case, that was October 2018. In that month, the most visited tag was dirtykikpals, which again, I was not 100% sure what the fuck that meant.
Another thing that confused me was the fact that their content is not really from their site, instead, you will be sent to a website called uselessjunk.com… and I must say that the name of that site is quite the opposite. What they offer is not useless junk, since who the fuck can’t appreciate the view of gorgeous chicks who love to take naked selfies.
Honestly, bless the dude who invented the telephone, and the first person who took a selfie, because without them, this site might not exist, and I am pretty fucking sure that we are all happy that it does. One of the first categories I checked out was called ‘PetiteGoneWild’, and that was a very self-explanatory tag…
There I saw beautiful teens who were obviously petite, and they were not shy to show off their gorgeous body in front of the camera. The reason I visited this section first is probably that the petite beauties tend to be very innocent, but this category shows something different. I saw plenty of images where the hotties posed naked or half-naked or used toys to pleasure themselves… It was quite fucking hot.
There is something quite addictive about banging a small beauty who has a high sex drive, right? You can feel superior as every man should feel since we all know that men are the superior gender. Joking, but at the same time, I am not. Bending over a small beauty can also fulfill other, much sicker fantasies, and it allows you to feel good without breaking the law… I know, weird.
The lesbian section was not as satisfying, and that is mostly because the lesbian chicks are not always hardcore, sometimes they just show their sensual side, and I do not know about you, but I do not like romance and all that crap with my pornography. If I want romance, I will take my bitch out for dinner, give her chocolate by placing it on my dick, so she can get down to business immediately.
No registration needed
Since this site is free, you do not have to register, and if I am not wrong, there is no way to register even if you wanted to. This is not a bad thing, but at the same time, I am sure that some of you love to discuss how you would bend over a particular babe in the comments, along with other perverted members. I have to admit, I enjoy that feature as well, but this site is mostly focused on the content, and that is not that bad.
For some reason, uselessjunk.com looks a bit like Reddit, and I think that most of their content is actually taken from Reddit, but I am not completely sure. Wherever the fuck the content is from should not matter, all that really matters is that they offer great content and that is that. Well, I can vouch that if you love pictures of hot chicks naked, then you will enjoy your stay here.
Be prepared to see some very annoying ads and pop-ups, as well as the suggestion for you to visit MyFreeCams and PornHub… those two links are listed literally under every fucking post, and it gets annoying even if technically that shit is not an ad. Those two sites are not bad, and I do recommend you visit them if you like live webcam shows or free porn.
I feel quite awkward reviewing Yolo Selfie, mostly because all of their content is on a whole different site, that I already mentioned. So, in a way, I am not really reviewing the yoloselfie.com, I am reviewing UselessJunk instead… I really do not understand why they did not just put everything on UselessJunk… since creating a site that just has links that lead to that website are quite fucking stupid.
The only thing you need to know about how this site functions is that yoloselfie.com is just a host site, which I already kind of mentioned. So, you have a homepage with a bunch of links everywhere, and in the past, this site actually looked quite different. They offered content on their site instead of taking you to uselessjunk.com, while today it is different, as you can learn above.
Content is not solely dedicated to amateurs…
Again, while in the past this place offered mostly amateur content, today it is different since you are also sent to a different site… I feel like a broken record repeating that sentence, but there is no other way to fucking phrase it, so excuse my French boys. Obviously, I browsed this place for quite some time, and I can safely say that they offer 80% 20% (amateur-professional), meaning that you have a bunch of amateur shit as well as professional pornography…
For example, while I was browsing the milf category, one of the first images featured a very beauty older beauty with perky tits, and that was an obvious amateur selfie… but right after that image, I saw a known milf pornstar, who was taking on a big hard pole. What I want to say is that you can expect to see a variety, compared to the old version of the site where they offered mostly amateur content.
The amateur images are always different and kinky, which is why most people love to see amateurs in action. The sheer thought of knowing that that person is doing something naughty with their free time can be rather satisfying, and if you do not enjoy watching amateur nude images, then what the fuck are you even doing here?
As I mentioned, you have chicks of all shapes and sizes; I encountered cougars with huge tatas, lovely teen petite girls who are testing out their new toys, horny wives who love to share their husband, naughty amateur couples testing out different fuck positions and so on. I think that should tell you all that you need to know about the content this place has to offer in general.
One thing I really disliked is the fact that the given categories are basically the only search options you are given, excluding the usual search options like most popular, new and so on… They could have added filters and that crap, since scrolling through so much content is definitely not that entertaining. On the other hand, even if their search options suck, and they have some questionable areas, I think that if you enjoy looking at naughty images of hot amateurs, you will love the content on yoloselfie.com.