Super Zooi! Are you into weird, taboo, brutal content? Like, I don’t know, watching people die, get raped, prolapse, or something else that’s super fucking sick like that. If your answer is yes, then fuck, get some damn mental help, but at least I’m here to help you live out those desires in the meantime. And for those sane people out there who said no, then don’t even bother continuing. Back the fuck out if you don’t want your day or week ruined. The shit I have for you this time is some of the most depraved, visceral, and deplorable content I think I have ever seen, and I have been around the fucking block. So, if you’re not of the faint of heart, then continue reading and learn more about this crazy fucking site.
You might have heard of this site or you might have not. Regardless, you’ll never forget it once you stumble over to that page. Superzooi.com is probably a site you would expect to see on the darkweb. It’s fucking insane. I swear I’ve had nightmares the very same as some of the videos on here. But there must be a decent number of you sick fucks out there who can stand this shit, because they are raking in around 1 million views every month. I don’t know how there’s that many people, but there are. And this site has been around since 1999. That’s 20 damn years of curating this diabolical content.
Landing Page is Designed Well and Holds Nothing Back
The landing page doesn’t spare you from anything. The background of the site is literally just a picture of a landfill. If that doesn’t clue you in to what you’re going to find here, then I don’t know what will. Aside from the background, the site has a white theme, so there’s no hiding from the previews that are proudly displayed up front. The preview run down the center of the page, with large header buttons up top for “Videos, Categories, Community, Upload, and Free Cams.” There are also buttons below those that let you sort the main page by popular, recent, or top rated.
In case you were still wondering about the kind of content here let me quell your curiosity now. The first three featured videos are “Gaping Asshole Stuffed, Young Girl Brutally Raped and Murdered, and Bloodletting Penis and Balls.” Fuck, just looking at these makes me shudder. But I will persevere for you guys.
Good Video Player and Video Previews
The previews themselves are still images. Thank fucking god. I don’t know if I could handle animated gifs of all the videos on here. Some things are better left unseen. But at least you get a decent bit of info, as if they gore filled previews weren’t enough to know what was going to happen. You get the video length, upload date, view count, number of comments, and a short description that is just as bad as the title usually. Like the second video up above has a description of “Rape victims in China. Her nipples were cut and vagina has blood stains.” So, you know what to look forward to I fucking guess.
When you click through to the view, you’ll get taken to a pretty standard video page. You can favorite the video, share it, or add it to a playlist, which is a nice feature if one of these videos isn’t enough. Oh, and you can flag the video. I have no fucking clue what could possibly get removed from this site, but there’s an option at least. You can also upload your own brutal videos if you make a profile. If you’re viewing this shit, then I’m sure you’ve got something you could put out there.
But let’s step back and take a look at the other pages for videos in case you don’t see something gnarly enough on the front page.
The videos page is just like the home page, so there’s nothing special going on there. The categories page, as you could probably imagine, has some really weird and shocking categories like “extreme, dough fucking, media, weird, shocking, and uncategorized.”
Vague Categories Make Picking One A Shot in The Dark
Honestly, do the categories even fucking matter? All of those have the gore-filled, brutal content you’re looking for. Even “uncategorized” has weird shit like decaying corpses, vomit, beast, and other forbidden shit. And you get full HD image previews for each category, though I don’t know what good they will do for you. The “Uncategorized” page just has a mob of people covered in blood. It’d be nice to get a video count next to each section or something, but most of these have well over a hundred videos. How many more could you really need anyway?
The community tab is pretty straightforward. It’s just a list of other users. Most don’t have profile pictures, likely for good reason. I wouldn’t want anyone to know that I used this site either. I’d be going through a dozed VPN’s to make sure this shit stayed hidden if I went here regularly. But you can click on any of the names here to see stuff like when they last logged in, if they uploaded any content, and other statistics like that. Nothing special.
The only other site options after that are “free cams or upload.” The free cams button takes you to some other site thank, thankfully, isn’t nearly as extreme and hardcore as this site. Upload is simple as well. You need to make a profile, which is just a username and email to get started. And I guess this is a good place to mention ads. There actually aren’t that many. When there are, they come in the form of popups that your browser will usually block for you. I didn’t even get redirected while I was clicking around. So, at least you don’t have to worry about ads here, though they might be a welcome change from the depraved shit on here.
Not a Bad Mobile Experience
If you’re fucking crazy and want to browse this site out in the world, then they have a mobile version of the site that you can use. It works fine. You can browse the same as desktop. It’s not scaled perfectly, but some effort was done to make it more useable on mobile at least. Though I will say that you get a lot more ads on mobile. More redirects, popups, and pre-video ads that you have to deal with. But, other than that, you can browse and view all of the same sick fucking content that you can on the desktop version of Super Zooi.
ThePornDude’s Favorite Features
Favorite features? Oh man. Objectively, it’s got a good interface. The site design is well done for what it is. The videos don’t really buffer or anything like that. The playlist feature is nice too. I like seeing sites that let you curate pages for your own content, and the fact that this is all pretty much user driven is pretty cool too. Most everything on the site, as I’m sure you could have guessed, is amateur, so having users involved helps to boost the amount of content here. Oh, and the related videos section is surprisingly spot on as well.
As for suggestions, maybe clearer categories would be nice. I get that these kinds of videos are hard to categorize in the first place, but I just never knew what to expect when clicking on a category. I’d also like to see some video counts added next to the category previews as well. That way I know if it has ten or a thousand videos to browse. I’d also make an option for a dark theme. It would fit the content better than the white design, I think. Fuck, make it red for all I care because this stuff comes from some dark corner of hell.
ThePornDude’s Final Thoughts
Overall, if all of that somehow sounds appealing the go check out Superzooi.com. Whether you’re a gore freak, extreme fetishist, or something in between then I’m sure you’ll get your fix there. It’s got a good design, solid amount of content, and all that good shit. Now, if you’ll excuse me. I need to go take a shower in some fucking holy water or something.